The Littlest Heiress

sheepystars: moonkistprincess: HEY CALIFORNIA HOMESTUCKS! This...

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 21:12:48 -0500

moonkistprincess:

HEY CALIFORNIA HOMESTUCKS!

This is your official unofficial invitation to The Annual Skaia Ball, a limited-ticket, formal event to celebrate the conclusion to what else but everyone’s favorite webcomic: Homestuck. Join us for great photo opportunities, prizes, food, and of course- DANCING!

WHERE: 4414 West 2nd Street, Los Angeles, CA 90004

WHEN: Saturday, April 27th, 2013. 2:00pm-10:00pm.

For more information on how you can attend this fabulous formal, please check out our tumblr: theannualskaiaball.tumblr.com

You should all check this out! It’ll surely be a night to remember~

So remember t)(at seacret event I was telling you about? Well t)(is is it! T)(e Skaia Ball! O)( I’m so -EXCIT—ED! Glub glub! )(omestuck is coming to an end, like all good t)(ings )(ave to. So we’ve all put our )(earts and souls into a dance to send it off in t)(e classeaist of waves! We’d love to see you t)(ere~ 38)

()(opefully I’ll be able to get a dance wit)( somebubble special)

O)( my gos)(! It’s been so long since I’ve c)(eked up on you guys! Life )(as been pretty...

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 02:57:44 -0500

O)( my gos)(! It’s been so long since I’ve c)(eked up on you guys! Life )(as been pretty darn crazy, but I know its all going to work out. I got to see t)(e Condece and Mr.Darkleer again reefcently, good glub I’m getting desperate for fis)( puns, but it’s been so long since I’ve sean -Eridan or Sollux. O)(! I’ve been working on somefin reely fin wit)( Condy, Jane, Sollux, Jo)(n, Vriska, Dirk, and Jake! I’m not allowed to say muc)( yet, but I tidally can’t wait! I’m so —EXCIT———-ED! 38D I’m going to get to dress up reely fancy! It’ll be just like a royal coralnation but wit)( less culling glub glub. I’ll let you all know about it w)(en I can!

freedomconvicted: So I saw THIS.

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 04:08:06 -0500

freedomconvicted:

So I saw THIS.

ideolo: i laughed too hard at this

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 14:13:23 -0400

ideolo:

i laughed too hard at this

ivve been found out

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 02:42:50 -0400

askcaligulasarmageddons:

so fef found the camera ring i had hidden in her shoe after all this time i nevver evven got the chance to collect any footage it may havve captured an noww shes askin me too many questions about it an i dont knoww howw to get her off the track a findin out i wwas spyin on her

okay noww that ivve made myself sound completely creepy let me say i didnt actually plant a camera in fefs shoe but somehow one a my rings did manage to get trapped in there for a wwhile an fef found it the other day wwhen she tried to put her shoe on im honestly not sure howw it happened to get in there but sevveral a my rings managed to jump off my fingers last time wwe wwere all together an i need to go about the business a replacin them

i lovve fef to pieces but sometimes that girl has a head full a bubbles she tried to convvince me to run around in a sea horse kigu i do not wwear kigus theyre just not somethin i can place myself in im far too tall an broad shouldered an i mean on me that wwould not look cute it wwould look fuckin terrifyin an ridiculous at the same time an some a those outfits havve crotch sections that are just so loww i mean wwhy is it hangin an swwayin like that betwween your knees it looks like you are a beast wwith saggin bulge globes an i just dont find it remotely cute

sol is fixin me a neww cape though an im so damn excited about it im goin to run around wwith it flared out an be bat troll an make grand entrances wwith all manner a swwishin and flared flourishes an sol says he wwants to hide in it an wwrap up in it but i wwill only let him if he can catch me cause im goin to be far too busy flappin around wwith it to let him burroww inside

then again it does alloww perfect opportunity to havve him tucked in against me an considerin wwe dont get much time together anymore i may havve to let him havve his wway

im still flounderin ovver wwhat to get him for our annivversary i wwant it to be special not just flowwers an jewwelery or a gift card or some cheesy romance film but i dont havve a wwhole lot a time to make anythin an im still a bit strapped financially so im just in a panic here tryin to figure this out hopefully somethin wwill come to mind

It was so muc)( fun )(anging out wit)( you and Sollux. You bot)( looked so nice and dapper. I can’t wait to sea you bot)( again.

So, recently I told this buoy I liked )(im. W)(ale, I didn’t actually reely tell )(im....

Sat, 15 Sep 2012 23:53:00 -0400

So, recently I told this buoy I liked )(im. W)(ale, I didn’t actually reely tell )(im. Actually…no t)(at makes no sense. I DID tell )(im, but )(e didn’t know it was me. I’m so confused about )(ow I feel. I sorta wanna tell )(im, but I don’t want to put our fronds)(ip in troububble. I dolp)(initely don’t want to mess t)(is up, but I’m kind of tired of being lonely. Almost everyone I know )(as someone. And -Everytime I sea -Eridan and Sollux I’m so )(appy for t)(em but I can’t kelp but feel a twinge of jealousea way deep down inside. BLU)(! Growing up is )(ard and no one understands. 38(

I )(ad a R—E—-ELY fun time t)(is week. On Monday, I went to the -Empress’s )(ive...

Sat, 18 Aug 2012 23:31:55 -0400

I )(ad a R—E—-ELY fun time t)(is week. On Monday, I went to the -Empress’s )(ive to live wit)( )(er and Mr.Darkleer for the week. Mr.Darkleer got a new game so )(e spent a lot of time playing t)(at, and the Condesce was starting sc)(ool again so s)(e was prepping for t)(at. I was so glad s)(e )(ad a good first day. 38)

On Friday, I went wit)( t)( Condesce, Darkleer, Vriska, and Tavros to -Eridan’s )(ive to watc)( S)(ark Week wit)( )(im and Kanaya. We watch)(ed one episode, and t)(en Darkleer went to )(ave fun wit)( some of )(is ot)(er fronds, so t)(e rest of us played s)(ark t)(emed games t)(at -Eridan made up. We played a card game and all of us were laug)(ing so )(ard. I laug)(ed )(arder t)(an I )(ave in a reely long time! Unfortunatley, it resulted in a )(orribubble )(eadac)(e later. -Eridan, Vriska, and Kanaya went to go get s)(ark movies, so I tried to teac)( the Condesce and Tavros some fun card games I knew, but t)(e Condesce accused me of making up rules. T)(ey ended up getting “Samuel L. Jackson visits a lab to inspect mutant s)(arks and a storm comes and everyone ends up getting eaten” and A ballet dancer is under too muc)( pressure and starts to go insane and t)(inks she’s turning into a swan.” Kanaya was upset because -Eridan wouldn’t let her get “A man sells air and a small boy wants to impress t)(e girl )(e likes so )(e visits an old man and )(ears a story about a fat little orange furry man w)(o lives in trees and is t)(en given a seed to plant a tree.” And I FINALLY got to meet -Eridan’s precious little )(opbeast! But t)(en we found out Tavris was allergic….

So today we came back to Darkleer’s )(ive after dropping Tavros and Vriska off at )(er )(ive. Later -Eridan and Sollux came to visit and we watc)(ed My Little )(oofbeast: Fronds)(ip is Magic. But, as like all good times, t)(ey must come to an end. I went to get on t)(e train to go back to my )(ive and we pulled into the train station just as my train was! I JUST made it on board and I wasn’t able to print out my ticket, so I was kind of scared about getting in troububble wit)( t)(e conductor, but t)(ey looked up my name and everyt)(ing was fin. Course, now I’m just deeling wit)( some loud, annoying young trolls and resisting the urge to cull t)(em.

Aw whale, missing t)(em all already, but I’m s)(ore I’ll sea t)(em soon. 38)

Tonig)(t ended absolutely )(orribly. For t)(e past few weeks I’ve been )(aving a reely )(ard...

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 04:13:10 -0400

Tonig)(t ended absolutely )(orribly. For t)(e past few weeks I’ve been )(aving a reely )(ard time keeping eveyfin toget)(er, bit I’ve been doing it. T)(e t)(ing t)(at kelped t)(e most was telling myself t)(at in just a few more days my best frond in t)(e world would be visiting me. I never get to sea )(er, she lives across the country, but we’ve been best fronds ever since we met 14 years ago. I was so excited to sea )(er. I broug)(t up )(er visit tonig)(t, and s)(e sadly told me that she was unable to afford the tickets to visit and wouldn’t be able to come see me. I’m not going to be able to sea )(er until January. Suddenly, keeping it all toget)(er became a lot )(arder. 38(

askcaligulasarmageddons: this is mitsukurina owwstoni...

Sat, 11 Aug 2012 02:51:46 -0400

askcaligulasarmageddons:

this is mitsukurina owwstoni otherwwise knowwn as the goblin shark

another deep sea dwwellin predator it can groww up to lengths a elevven feet an is typically lurkin at depths a almost four thousand feet

it primarily feeds on other fishes includin other sharks shrimps an any little sea beasts it can catch

its flesh is a soft pinkish gray color an its jawws protrude out wwhen feedin wwhich givves it a unique look its rarely evver been encountered out a its natural deep wwaters

this is my final shark for my shark saturdays as next wweek begins shark wweks twwenty fifth annivversary

hope youvve enjoyed my little tidbits a shark science an all that

o)( my cod t)(ose t)(ings are )(ORRIFYING! 38O I’m not going to be able sleep after seaing t)(ese t)(ings. But t)(eirs noses are pretty funny. 38 )

askcaligulasarmageddons: askcaligulasarmageddons: thelittlesthe...

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 17:33:56 -0400

askcaligulasarmageddons:

askcaligulasarmageddons:

thelittlestheiress:

askcaligulasarmageddons:

askcaligulasarmageddons:

holy shit wwhy the fuck is no one else screamin about this yet wwhats wwrong wwith all a you dirt scrappers do you see this fuckin perfect piece a programmin advvertisement here its SHARK WWEEK you hear me SHARK WWEEK an its the fuckin 25th annivversary a this showw

im havvin a fuckin SHARK PARTY the count dowwn is on an you better be ready cause you are damn right i am excited an im goin to be foamin at my fuckin gills ovver this so expect it sharks SHARKS evvery wwhere on evvery saturday until the actual evvent starts

SHARK SATURDAYS they start tomorroww at twwelvve fuckin am

ii can practiically hear you maniic 2cream2 from all the way iin my ciity, good fuck.

Aw! -Eridan you’re so lucky! I wis)( I could watch)( s)(ark week. It’s always got suc)( interesting facts, and t)(ey’re s)(rimply amazing beasts! -Even if t)(ey are a little scary. But alas, I lack a television set, and I don’t t)(ink I can watc)( on the internet. 38(

fef dont evven wworry about it you are goin to come to my fuckin shark party to shellibrate the tidal climax a the wwhole wweek so wwe can all coddle up an wwatch together okay

an i am makin all kinds a food its goin to be a feedin frenzy a wwhale sized proportions

an sol shut up im allowwed to get wworked up ovver this so sit back an enjoy it its not like you get to hear me screamin all that often anywway

you know ii could be an a22hole and twii2t the 2hiit out of that la2t biit, but ii’ll 2ave that for a tiime where ii’m actually not happy two 2ee you exciited about 2omethiing fiinally.

O)( my cod! Yay! T)(at sounds like so muc)( fin! 38D I’m so -EXCIT—————ED! glub glub glub. Sollux you’re going to bee ( )(ee)(ee ) t)(ere too? T)(is party just gets better and better!

Also, I found anot)(er picture of t)(at s)(ark. I t)(ink I like t)(is one better 38)

askcaligulasarmageddons: askcaligulasarmageddons: holy shit...

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 17:13:08 -0400

askcaligulasarmageddons:

askcaligulasarmageddons:

holy shit wwhy the fuck is no one else screamin about this yet wwhats wwrong wwith all a you dirt scrappers do you see this fuckin perfect piece a programmin advvertisement here its SHARK WWEEK you hear me SHARK WWEEK an its the fuckin 25th annivversary a this showw

im havvin a fuckin SHARK PARTY the count dowwn is on an you better be ready cause you are damn right i am excited an im goin to be foamin at my fuckin gills ovver this so expect it sharks SHARKS evvery wwhere on evvery saturday until the actual evvent starts

SHARK SATURDAYS they start tomorroww at twwelvve fuckin am

ii can practiically hear you maniic 2cream2 from all the way iin my ciity, good fuck.

Aw! -Eridan you’re so lucky! I wis)( I could watch)( s)(ark week. It’s always got suc)( interesting facts, and t)(ey’re s)(rimply amazing beasts! -Even if t)(ey are a little scary. But alas, I lack a television set, and I don’t t)(ink I can watc)( on the internet. 38(

lodgin a complaint

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 02:40:12 -0400

askcaligulasarmageddons:

im not goin ta tell people wwhat they can or cant wwrite in their stories or use in their art or wwhat not but i find it really uncomfortable wwhen i read somethin that invvolvves gill fuckin

can i just point out that gills are a type a air wway a form a breathin so gettin a finger or a dick or a bulge shovved up into that area is not goin to feel vvery good or be all that comfortable

i mean do you wwant somebody fuckin your lungs

it just makes me wwince any time i see it bein used like some kinda hot turn on but thats just me i suppose i just ya knoww like to breathe wwithout havvin genetic material leakin out my air wways

…..I’m sorry -Eridan. I read a fic just like t)(is yesterday.

askcaligulasarmageddons: The Littlest Heiress: askcaligulasarmageddons: The Littlest Heiress: Super...

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 03:00:32 -0400

askcaligulasarmageddons:

The Littlest Heiress: askcaligulasarmageddons: The Littlest Heiress: Super Happy Fin…

askcaligulasarmageddons:

The Littlest Heiress: Super Happy Fin Times<3

thelittlestheiress:

I’m at t)(e Condesce’s )(ive and I’m )(aving suc)( a great time! Vriska, Tavros, -Eridan, Darkleer, Dualscar, and the Condesce are )(ere, along with one of Dualscar’s fronds. Vriska is doing…

i fuck just fef im so glubbin shorey you havve ta be caught up in all the madness i wwoulda kelped but i wwas too stunned ta do anythin but gawwk from wwhere im at on the floor

Just go back to eating your s)(ippy s)(ark snacks -Eridan. I’m making popcorn.

askcaligulasarmageddons: The Littlest Heiress: askcaligulasarmageddons: The Littlest Heiress: Super...

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 02:58:51 -0400

askcaligulasarmageddons:

The Littlest Heiress: askcaligulasarmageddons: The Littlest Heiress: Super Happy Fin…

askcaligulasarmageddons:

The Littlest Heiress: Super Happy Fin Times<3

thelittlestheiress:

I’m at t)(e Condesce’s )(ive and I’m )(aving suc)( a great time! Vriska, Tavros, -Eridan, Darkleer, Dualscar, and the Condesce are )(ere, along with one of Dualscar’s fronds. Vriska is doing…

“….t)(e Condesce just ripped Darkleer’s nipples off. Send kelp. please 38 (“

what the fuck ii2 goiing on here?

Sollux I’m scared. S)(e reac)(ed over me to get to )(im.

askcaligulasarmageddons: The Littlest Heiress: Super Happy Fin Times<3 thelittlestheiress: I’m...

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 02:55:03 -0400

askcaligulasarmageddons:

The Littlest Heiress: Super Happy Fin Times<3

thelittlestheiress:

I’m at t)(e Condesce’s )(ive and I’m )(aving suc)( a great time! Vriska, Tavros, -Eridan, Darkleer, Dualscar, and the Condesce are )(ere, along with one of Dualscar’s fronds. Vriska is doing some stuff to piss the Condesce off. -Eridan bout)(t me food at )(ivedonalds and t)(en I boug)(t )(im some…

you dont need ta be carpin about betwween the condesce an her acquisitions fef it could get dangerous im just lookin out for your safety an noww wwere just sittin here wwithin arms length a each otter an convversin vvia blogs

Yea)( but I’m scared of )(er )(urting t)(e spoon….and I was rig)(t! glub glub. I wis)( Tavros and Vriska would stop getting t)(ier black rom all up in )(ere. I’m sleepy. In t)(e epic words of you -Eridan. “wwe)(” AND O)( MY GLUB T)(OSE SIMS!

….t)(e Condesce just ripped Darkleer’s nipples off. Send kelp. please 38 (

friendlyneighborhoodspider8itch: Oh, and speaking of pictures....

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 02:33:17 -0400

friendlyneighborhoodspider8itch:

Oh, and speaking of pictures. I happened to get this one of Sollux and Eridan 8eing…I 8elieve that human word is, “ador8s.”

Ugh.

Aaaaawwwww!!! You guys are s)(rimply precious! 38D

Super Happy Fin Times<3

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 01:51:00 -0400

I’m at t)(e Condesce’s )(ive and I’m )(aving suc)( a great time! Vriska, Tavros, -Eridan, Darkleer, Dualscar, and the Condesce are )(ere, along with one of Dualscar’s fronds. Vriska is doing some stuff to piss the Condesce off. -Eridan bout)(t me food at )(ivedonalds and t)(en I boug)(t )(im some granola. )(e boug)(t gummy s)(arks. T)(en we got back to t)(e )(ive and t)(e Condesce started to beat Darkleer wit)( a spoon 38| S)(e broke it. I was scared, but I couldn’t stop laug)(ing. -Eridan tried to stop me from being an auspistice. Now to settle in for a nig)(t of popcorn and SVU.

So, t)(eres someone I sorta like, and it stupid! I said I was going to be off buoys for aw)(ale and...

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 03:34:50 -0400

So, t)(eres someone I sorta like, and it stupid! I said I was going to be off buoys for aw)(ale and )(ere I am starting my stupid problem all over again. I fall for guys way to eelsily. Anyways, I’m getting it off my chest and t)(en )(opefully it’ll just drop. I met )(im at a con and )(aven’t reely gotten to )(ang out wit)( )(im. But for some reason I just can’t get )(im out of my )(ead! I know I sound like a creep, but ble)(. We kinda )(ad w)(at I feel was like a moment at a recent event and now..well look at me. In t)(e words of Kanaya’s lusus “growing up is )(ard. Its )(ard and no one understands.”

I’ve talked to the Condesce about it briefly, s)(e says to just wade and sea w)(at )(appens. Guess I s)(ould take )(er advice for now.

I absolutely LOV-E mermaids! )(opefully going to get the stuff...

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 02:51:16 -0400

I absolutely LOV-E mermaids! )(opefully going to get the stuff to put this toget)(er.

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